in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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