You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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