Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Ketchup is God's man juice
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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