u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
