Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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