seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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