So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
