i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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