sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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