Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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