This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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