Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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