i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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