stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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