doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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