Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
