New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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