he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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