i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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