he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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