Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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