how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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