Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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