just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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