guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Randomize
