Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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