Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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