Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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