i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
NoShamevember. You game?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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