Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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