Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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