Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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