ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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