I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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