I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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