Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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