I feel great
I just peed on a car
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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