so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Small penises have feelings too.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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