normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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