I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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