the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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