You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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