If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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