He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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