Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
