Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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