so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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