guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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