it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she told me i tasted like america
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Randomize
