Pappa wants mamma naked
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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