Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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