i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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