i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Buhtt sex?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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