no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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