I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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