id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
