Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
