My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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